A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage in our country.~~Well, there's a very simple answer.~~Nobody bothered to check the oil.~~We just didn't know we were getting low.~~The reason for that is purely geographical.~~Our oil is located in~Alaska~California~Coastal Florida~Coastal Louisiana~Kansas~ Oklahoma~Pennsylvania and Texas AND OUR DIPSTICKS ARE LOCATED IN WASHINGTON, DC!!!!!